Alright kids, Listen up. This album is a perfect example of why you singers need to step up to the mic and enunciate your words properly.

From what I’ve read, Breakdance Suburbia is the Jazz June’s 1999 release of b-sides and rarities. but J.J. obviously forgot rule number one when releaseing a b-sides: You have to have songs on a REAL album that people have heard of, and you have to be a popular band.

Now, I personally never bothered to listen to any of their real tracks after listening to this album, mainly because I fear its not going to be far off from what I heard on this one. Every single song on B.S. suffers from sypha-singertoofarawayfrommicrophone-itis-disease. I think that if the singer wasn’t screaming into the studio from the building next door, I may have been able to understand the themes and story behind the songs (although it was highly apropriate for the track “Bleach in your eyes” because thats what I imagine what I would sound like if I have bleach in my eyes.)

Rating: 2 Stars for the effort. Thanks for coming.